Every thing is bigger.” So when the waitress brought the steak the farmer said, “Excuse me, I ordered a steak not the whole cow!” Again the waitress said, “This is Texas every thing is bigger.” After he finished he had to go to the bathroom so he asked the waitress were it was. She told him it was down the hall first door to the left. Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HELP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who doesn’t have sisters?A: A virgin.What’s the state flower of West Virginia?A satellite dish.A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.“Son, is your mother home?” The little boy nods yes.“Can I see her please?” The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep.“Son, do you see what your mother is doing?” The boy nods yes.“Do you know what that is?”. She always waved and smiled at me. Her husband, Erick, didn't like me. I gave him an F on a paper and he couldn't play sports for six weeks till he got his grades up.What an ass Linda has! I couldn't wait to get a piece of it that night. As always, I thought about her and went to sleep. In my dream I had entered her bedroom. She was lying there in bed with Erick. I gently woke her up."Mr. Brown, what are you doing here in my bedroom? My God, if Erick wakes up he'll kill you." Don't worry, Linda. This is only a dream. Erick won't wake up. I am here to have sex with you. I won't hurt you - just fuck you. You'll go along with me because it's my dream. Now, take off your nightgown and let me see that beautiful little butt." Oh, God, Mr. Brown, this is so bad," she said as she removed her nightgown."Do you want me to kiss your pussy, or just fuck you, Linda?" Hell, it's a dream. Give me the works." I sucked on her tits, until I felt her pussy getting wet and then put my face in her vagina.
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