. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’The Australian said, talking about love marriages ... I’ll tell you my story.I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. ‘After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.Situations turned worse when my father had a son.Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson ... And you say you have family problems...The Irishman fainted...What’s the definition of a Elephant?A Mouse built to Government Specifications.There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn’t come out.So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, “Big chief,. “No, he's fingered me but it really doesn't do anything for me. He is very awkward and it kinda hurts but I don't say anything.”“My poor kitten. Men, rather boys, are always in a hurry and think more about themselves than they do about their partners. I've had my share of lousy lovers, sweetie. It takes time and training for them to learn how to satisfy a woman. I've told your mother this quite a few times when you were little. She finally trained your father to satisfy her first and then she'd satisfy him. I think it's worked for them at least I hope it has. You need to have him go down on you first. Then and only then give him his reward for making you happy.”“So, how do I do this?” I was glad I wasn't going to get lectured this seemed more like a training talk than anything else, Understanding Men 101.“How much of that show did you watch?” She sipped once more waiting for my reply.“Not much. I saw the two women licking up and down his penis. They kissed each other and stroked him.
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