An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel. As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver drive straight through without even slowing down. Surprised as he was, he didn’t say anything, feeling himself a ‘guest’ and not wanting to make waves. The trip continued without event until the next intersection. This time the light was green and, to the American’s dismay, the cab driver brought the vehicle to a grinding halt. Unable to contain his astonishment, he turns to the driver: “Listen” he says “when you went through the red light, I didn’t say anything. But, why, in heaven’s name, are you stopping at a green light?!” The Israeli driver looks at him as if the American was deranged: “Are you crazy?!” he shouts. “The other guy has a red light - do you want to get us killed?!”Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon, to school, as a present for his teacher. He handed it to her. She started to guess what was inside. “Chocolates?” she. Men either fall all over themselves around me, or they ignore me. Sometimes that depends on me. But if you are reading this story for kicks, sorry. Not this time. Maybe later I can help you with that. LoL} Sally was soaked in sweat when she answered the doorbell. She squealed and gave me a big sloppy hug, messing up my clothes. I didn’t mind, stepping through the door into my home felt good. Yes, my home, back in Oregon. It was hotter than the holy hubs of hell out, rare for Oregon. I just plopped down on the couch, nearly a month of staring at the inside of hotel rooms and airplanes gets to a person. Exhausted. I had signed up on impulse with a volunteer medical team. Screwed up on emotions, a weak relationship, pills to keep me going. I thought the change would help. I wanted to do something like that anyway, but still. Impulse. Off to a foreign land, just like that. One short week of orientation and then on an airplane. ‘Tell me, tell me, tell me!’ Sally said, all excited. I.
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