MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.****RAISIN:A grape with a sunburn.****SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.****SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.****TOOTHACHE:****The pain that drives you to extraction.****TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.****YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.****And MY Personal Favorite!WRINKLES:Something other people have, ****Similar to my character lines."Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked." – Warren BuffettThat's my way of thinking!!!WisdomTom was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get -Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.Better to spill half an ounce of your beer,than to forget where you put the damn thing!!This one is compliments of chuck...Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.Can you hold him in church for an hour after the services for me?"
Mike. . What was happening, what had happened to my wife?As if she was reading my mind she said ‘ I wondered why you couldn’t give what I wanted in our sex life and now I know… you want to be a sissy slut… you seem to want this more than you want me, So you can have what you want you bitch’Now do you understand’Yes mistress’ I stuttered very nervously I need some time here to finish working with this PC (her job was working in IT so I was wondering what else she might find on this PC that I thought I had hidden).‘Now get upstairs and get dressed like this’… to my horror she called up a picture on the screen on me in my black pvc mini skirt, black stockings and black 4 in heels, tight cream jumper (nicely showing off my size D false breasts), with lots of make up, auburn bob style wig and a short cream shiny trench coat which finished above my knees but covered my short mini skirt…‘Very slutty’ she laughed at me I want you ready in 1 hour. That includes a full shave, no body hair except.
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