They had no real plans anyway. Just the kindof vague ideas friends comes up with for a lazy Saturday. Sam's new planswere much more appealing to him.He first headed to the kitchen. As giddy as he was about the prospect ofa whole day dressed up he knew breakfast was still important. Somethinglight, he reasoned. Something a lady concerned about her figure mighteat. Yogurt and a banana. Perfect. Sam had never known why he had beguncrossdressing. As far as he could tell very few did. He had heard storiesof domineering girlfriends forcing it upon their men, of discovering ataste for it after a halloween party, of women stuck in the wrong body.All of these seemed alien to him. He just started because he did. Thatwas the only reasoning he could ever come up with, as unsatisfying as itwas to him.While laying out his make up for the day, Sam felt the familiarrelaxation that came with dressing. For him crossdressing was stressrelief. A chance to throw off all the worries that came with his. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or spend 20 years in jail?'" I remember that too," she replied softly.He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know ... I would have gotten out today."Short onesHow many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.What's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.Why are men and parking spaces alike?Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?Because those men already have boyfriends.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention.
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