We had been friends forever so I guess for some stupid reason it did not feel odd to us. We were virgins, not fucked or even experienced any oral delight with any girl our age. We weren't paying attention to the fact my mom had come home from shopping. We did not hear her call out my name or her coming upstairs. She opened the door to my bedroom and I don't know who was more shocked and embarrassed my mom or us. "Oh my god! Matt! Scott! Is this what you two do when nobody is around?" "Oh shit! MOM!" "Mrs. Johnston!" We tried to cover up ourselves, like it would have made a difference; my mom caught us with our cocks in our hands. She just stood there looking at the two of us for what seemed like an hour. "Well are you two going to try and explain why you are jacking off in your room Scott? I know all teenage guys jack off but together?" "Well...mom...it’s not what you think..." "It's my fault Mrs. Johnston...I asked if Scott had any porno magazines and well...we just..." My mom. With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy.Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.The Pope said, “First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us.”“I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.”“He bested me at every move and I could not continue.”Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he’d won.“I haven’t a clue,” the rabbi said. “First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger.”“Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and.
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