Our Daughter asked her Father, 'Daddy, what's a Facial'Every parent's nightmare, a question regarding sex. As nudists we sometimes find it hard to associate sex and naked bodies, in much the same way that men, after a short while being confronted by naked bodies, stop having erections.(Women like to look at cocks and enjoy, but men don't see their reactions).I smiled at her innocence, my husband just stared his brain working overtime. 'It's when a man cums on your face', he said, clearly uncomfortable with the question.Our daughter sat with her eyes wide open, her pink lips pouting, sufficiently enough to show her parted pearly white teeth and the tip of her moist tongue just poking out, she looked every part of a girl growing up to pleasure a new generation of men, and like myself, a few from an older generation too.'Show her', I said feeling titillated by the thought of a father 'Painting his young daughter' with the same sperm that helped to created her, my husband went white.My. Customer: Your left or my left?Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'can't find printer'.I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.Customer: OKTech support: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesTech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.Customer: I can't get on the Internet.Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?Customer: Five dots.Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?Customer: Netscape.Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer...Customer: I have a huge problem. A.
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