When mom's water broke, and the contractions had begun Dad was already tipsy.Mom says dad had to stop on the way for cigs, and got so caught up in telling the cashier about my arrival that it took twenty minutes to get a damned smoke. In her impatience to get to the hospital, and Dad's inability to shut the fuck up in a crisis she got out to fetch the man.My head slid right out between her legs at the register.Fluids pooled, dad panicked, passed out.Cashier (now driver) had to finish taking mom to Denver General.i was born shortly before dad sobered.Here I am 42 years later. On XHamster showing the world everything.Why is this important?Well lets just say that my arrival in this world is exactly the statement that defines who I am,...one hell of an inconvenience,Totally undeniable, but here anyhow. I am what I am.The same could be said about the truth.So much so that often in my rants, weird, and sometimes tasteless comments i bring a very simple but chaotic sense of reality; and like. ”“Sorry,” Monty murmured apologetically, looking sheepish as he did it. “But are you really serious; did you really go forward in time to acquire a nuclear reactor? That’s just plain crazy!”“I’m not going to deny it was a crazy thing to do, but I had to do it,” I told the man and everyone else who was sitting there listening in.“Did your mission succeed?” Koo chimed in excitedly, interrupting me before I could go on. “Did the future people give you a nuclear reactor?”“Yes and no,” I said plainly in reply. “My mission was a success, but the future people didn’t give me a nuclear reactor. However, they did give me something that they said would do the job.”“What?” Koo and Monty asked almost simultaneously, excitedly looking at me as they did.At that point I reached into the breast pocket of the combat shirt I was wearing and I pulled out a small, thin, rectangular metallic object that looked a lot like a cigarette case. Everyone watched as I held it out before me, waiting for me to open.
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