One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!''I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!''If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully. What do ya know that I should hear?"Walt told the story as only a bartender could manage. There were embellishments that I couldn't even imagine, and it took over 15 minutes to tell the whole thing.Sol said, "Well, shit, Bill! Why didn't ya tell me first, instead of me havin' ta hear it from this lazy, no-count barkeep?" The answer ta that question is easy. I just told Walt in about 2 minutes what he told ya in over 15. Now, wasn't his story a hell of a lot better than mine could of been?" OK, Bill. Ya're right 'bout that. I guess I ain't mad at ya, after all. Anyway, congratulations for fallin' in the cesspool an' comin' out smellin' like a rose, again."We all laughed and talked for a while and I bought a round of beers. Even Walt joined in on the celebratory liquid refreshment. Sometime later, we walked out to the street in time to see a couple of yahoos riding fast up the street and shooting off their pistols.Sol held up his hand for them to stop, which they did. "What's the cause.
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