" Ah, ", said Millie. "Must be nice having your own pool!"Gretchen just laughed."So....", Millie continued nervously, "What ARE you, then? I mean... Do you consider yourself a girl or a boy?" I am what I am.", said Gretchen. "I was born William Thomas Carson of Garden City Idaho. I grew up believing I was a boy until I hit puberty. But even before then I knew I was different. k**s picked on me, called me wimpy... You know how k**s are. Then when the change came I was actually GLAD, because it meant that I didn't have to play football."Millie laughed."I LIKE being what I am!", Gretchen said proudly, "Not only am I every man's secret fantasy -- which gets me just about anything I could ever want, and none of the baggage -- but I don't have to sit down to pee! I took the name Gretchen because I think I look really good in Lederhosen!"Now Millie was roaring! "So you play it for all it's worth, I take it?" I got YOU, didn't I?!", Gretchen noted playfully. "Must be worth something!" So. ” “But you’re balder than I am!” replies Michael, to which the man responds “Yea, but you’ve got to admit, I’ve got one hell of a mustache!”Three engineers were sitting in a coffee shop discussing theology.“God has to be a mechanical engineer,” the first said. “Look at the power and efficiency of the muscular system. It provides power for the whole body, repairs itself, lasts for years, and is far and away more advanced than anything we’ve ever built.”“Not so,” the second said. “God must be an electrical engineer -- Look at the subtle beauty of the nervous system. The entire system is delicate yet robust, provides us our thoughts and drives, and is leaps and bounds beyond anything we’ve ever built.”“You guys are on the wrong track,” the third said. “God is most certainly a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a major recreational area?”What’s the definition of relative humidity?The sweat that accumulates on your balls as you’re fucking your sister.A.
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