Now I just have beer.9. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.10. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One ... or two?13. What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.14. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.15. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.16. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.17. So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.18. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.19. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.20. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.21. I bought. Gretchen was tired and did not have her usual drive. Pedro was distracted and still quite inexperienced. They performed sufficiently to satisfy a legal standard and went to sleep, spooned together. Pedro thought, as sleep finally claimed him, that he could get used to this. *** Things went smoothly after that. In the morning he rose first and began to learn the intricacies of American plumbing. Shortly, there was a parade of mostly unclad female assistance and a lot of good natured fun. By the time Gretchen chose to come out, he was alone again, shaving. This led to their most companionable time together: shaving each other’s legs. Pedro had to admit, in a side by side comparison, his legs were at least as good as hers, maybe better. He hoped Gretchen found a man soon, since her thick ankles promised thickness in other areas. Gretchen was soon dashing around, getting made up, for her tennis date. Pedro felt out of place in her room, so he put on a housecoat and went into the common.
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