”The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.They get into Gerry’s van and drive to ‘Come-By-Chance ‘ until they are high up on a hill and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500 foot drop.Dis looks like a grand place, he?” says Gerry.He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds before he hits the rocks below with a ‘SPLAT!’As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, “Fock dat, did Budgie Jumpin is too fockin’ dangerous fer me.”This one is compliments of MaceA newly retired military man who’d managed to sock away a very tidy sum during his time in the service and now pensioned off having done his twenty years and making very good money from investments besides bought himself a house and looked for a golf club to join. Hearing about a rather exclusive country club nearby, he sent in an application.In due. " he said. "Welcome to Spells 'R Us." Do I know you?" asked Lee puzzled."No, we've never met, Lee." replied the old man. "But I can't beginto tell you how refreshing it is not to hear those famous words'How'd you know my name?' uttered. I want to thank you for youroriginality. And before you ask and spoil the mood, I know becauseI just do. You see, I'm a wizard." Right." came Lee's skeptic reply."Really. And to prove it, I have a gift for you." The old manreached down and picked up a small pendant attached to a gold chainfrom the counter. He held it out to Lee. "This pendant will grantyou one wish, Lee. Anything you want. Absolutely anything at all.All you have to do is hold it or, even better, wear it, say 'I wish',and then make your wish. The pendant will grant your wish by makingwhatever it was you wished for be as if it had always been the wayyou wished it to be. After it has granted your wish, the pendantwill become your personal lucky charm. Nothing more, nothing.
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