They are not attuned to the more sensitive things in life. Being plain spoken, they are inclined to call a spade a spade!”The Mother Superior drew herself up to her full 5 foot height, and returned, “You know that’s bullshit! They call it a fucking shovel!”More from St John Jokes“Hey, Domino’s. I got your pizza and there ain’t any toppings ... no nothin’ ... it’s like only just bread!” “Please give us your phone number and street address”. “Never mind ... I opened the box upside down!”My neighbour. She’s single. She’s shapely. She’s beautiful and she lives right across the street.I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?” I quickly replied “Nope, I’m free!” “Great” she. We watched her walk all the way through the large wooden pier to the yacht and disappear from sight before I looked at her. “You don’t need to make me company if you don’t want to, I was just helping you out. Give me this bag, it looks heavy. Let’s go back to the house.”After we got back home I went to the pool with a bottle of my favorite whiskey and a pack of cigarettes, sat on a chair in the shade and just relaxed for a while. I didn’t care about Carol’s whereabouts or what she was doing, she was free to do whatever she wanted, even if it was setting the house on fire.Curiously, she appeared at the pool wearing a white bikini, a thin red beach wrap tied around her waist and a stylish little hat on her head. She looked gorgeous, as always, with her light brown hair moving with the wind and her beautiful light tanned skin fitting so well her perfectly sculptured little body; skinny overall, rounded and soft looking where it mattered. I think that was one of the reasons Brazilian.
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