Sticking my nose into someone’scrotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.7. I don’t need to suddenly standstraight up when I’m under the coffee table.8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur beforeentering the house - not after.9. I will not come in from outside,and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.10. I will not sit in the middle of the livingroom, and lick my crotch11. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’,so when I play with him and he makes that noise,it’s usually not a good thing.P.S. Dear God:When I get to Heaven,may I have my testicles back?Some Random Thoughts... Someone Just Honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.So I was at the bar last night and the Waitress Screamed... “Anyone know CPR?”I said, “Hell I know the entire alphabet.”Everyone laughed... Well everyone except this one guy!Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up too!Unless you are in prison!From a friend of J & G.Three pilots “flew west” on. Once inside his room my knees started to knock. I was nervous being there and I was never in this position before. He removed his shirt exposing a nice hairy chest. I've always like a hairy chest on a guy. Then as he turned around unbuckling his belt and unzipping his pants I watched as they fell to the floor. He then asked me,"what are you waiting for? come get these underware off of me." As I did out jump this mean hungry looking cock.Very big and very thick. I trembled as I was forced on my knees,looking face to cock with this hard throbbing member. I nervously licked his cock head tasting precum for the first time. Then I started to suck his cock,him forcing his cock further and further he started fucking my hungry mouth. The more I sucked his cock the more turned on I became. Sucking him for about an hour before he came in my mouth I quickly swallowed his thick load. After the night I had with Russ.
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