He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly, he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia, and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,. And then I thought, "God! I don't even know who I am anymore!!"There were some interesting moments at dinner. But not like the night Josh took me to that sidewalk café in this dress. We went to a nearby steak house and were seated in a dark booth. The hostess obviously disapproved of the way I'm dressed. I suspect she put us in an out of the way corner to protect the sensibilities of the other diners.The other customers may have been protected from our corrupting influence but our handsome waiter seemed to enjoy the hell out of us. The straps of the halter top dress I'm wearing just aren't up to covering my nipples. That was never the intention of the designer of this dress. I'm supposed to be wearing a top under it for that purpose. The hand and arm movements necessary to eat a nice steak and a baked potato are all that's necessary to cause the straps to slide off of my nipples and leave them exposed.Josh let me cover them up whenever that happened at the café. Since no one but our.
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