She's 21, and her name's Kathy.* Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst.. Kylie Davies was a Carson High cheerleading legacy (and legend), a squad captain who went on to be part of a national championship squad at Kentucky, then got her degree in education and came home to Daytown to follow her real dream – teaching.Mary Ann checked to see if she'd put her shorts on straight (she had) before opening the door. There stood Kylie, red-eyed and frowning but otherwise every bit the former cheerleader turned adult knockout. A short, conservative haircut and neutral colors served to blunt her God-given good looks."Come on in, Miss Davies. Sit down," Mary Ann gestured to the plush chair that she fucked Taryn in less than 30 minutes before. She had the fleeting thought that she was glad Taryn wiped it down with her panties before leaving.Mary Ann had never coached Kylie as a cheerleader, but she respected the hell out of her ability and achievements and had heard terrific things about her as a personal coach from the handful of girls who'd turned to her for (legit).
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