‘I’m sorry, ‘St Peter said; ‘But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.’‘That’s cool’ said the lady, ‘What does the Entrance Exam consist of?’‘Just three questions’ said St Peter.‘Which are?’ asked the lady.‘The first,’ said St Peter, ‘is, which two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?The second is ‘How many seconds are there in a year’?The third is ‘What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?’‘Now,’ said St Peter, ‘Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.’So the lady went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought.The following morning, St Peter called upon the lady and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she replied, ‘I have.’‘Well then,’ said St Peter, ‘Which two days of the week start with the letter T?’The lady said, ‘Today and. I was only nine.”Joe calmed down.“You were nine,” he inquired running through his mind.“Yes sir. You came to see my babysitter back then occasionally. You always brought me Kit Kat bar,” Jessi hinted. “Let’s get back inside and look at the upstairs.”“I did,” he questioned.“Sure did. But I was way young. That’s why you don’t remember me.”They walked up the stairs.“Here’s the master bedroom. Large bath, two walk-in closets,” Jessi was back in sales mode.“Is this a joke,” Joe huffed.“No. Why?”“I remember an Emily in Coalston on Hackey Road. I don’t remember her babysitting. She had a son and I’d take him Kit Kats when I went over.”“I know,” Jessi added matter-of-factly. “Do you think this is enough closet space?”“How do you know? Were you a neighbor?”“No.”“Then who are you?”“I’m Jake. Or at least I used to be Jake.”“What the…”“Yeah. I was Jake. Now I’m Jessi. It’s been twenty years. Momma died when in a meth explosion a couple of years after you moved away,” Jessi started. “My great.
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