I got him a Guinness Draught. He didn't like it – so I drank it.Then I got him an Old Style, he didn't like it either, so I drank it.It was the same with the Murphy's Stout and the Beamish Stout.By the time we got down to the Bushmill's Irish Whiskey...I could hardly push the stroller back home.the Scottish CowThe only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheap. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland.It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very. Aur sach kahu to unki chaal mein bhi badlaaw si thi aaj. Maano woh khud thoda zyada lachakdaar kadam le rahi ho. Ek baat to hai ki kal raat ke baad se hi unme thodi badlaaw si thi.Warna woh kabhi itna gulmill kism ki nahi thi. Hamesha padhayi ki hi baate karti thi mujhse, aaj jakar woh flirting wagayra ki baate karne lagi. Pata nahi kal raat hua kya. Kaonsa bhoot dekha kal raat unhone jo unme ye badlaaw aaya.Kuch hi second baad woh bahar aayi hath mein ek cold cream ka pouch lekar aur boli: Lo lagao.Main: Mujhe nahi lagana cream veem. Aap lagado.Aunty apne sofe par wapas baithti hui boli: Oho! Chote bachche hona, khud laga nahi sakte?Main: Hahaha! Haan apka chota bachcha hun na.Aunty: Nahi baba, bachcha samajh ke nahlane ka bhugat chuki hun ab aur nahi.Main: Hahaha! Aap to darr gaye, waise bhi konsa badi bhigi thi aap, bas ek kapda hi to geela hua.Aunty: Haan haan tumhare liye to kahna asaan hai, badmash. Chalo baat mat badlo aur ye cream lagao apne hath par.Min: Are aap laga dona..
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