Finally the rabbi quietly observed, “Beats the shit out of a bacon sandwich doesn’t it?”FACTWho says building a border wall won’t work?The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans.This is compliments of Gary!!Do you know why your dick isn’t 12 inches long? If it were 12 inches long then it would be a foot!This items is compliments of john aThoughts of a senior citizenMy therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.I can’t understand why. I know it's not your thing, but you can't look down onZoe, or Lola, or... or me. I sure hope you don't look down on me for it,sugar. You do know that I do it too, right? Where do you think I wentrunnin' off to last night when you were in bed?" I know," Tyler said, nodding, tightening his knees below his skirt oncemore. "I know. It's just... you're right. It's not my thing." And there's nothin' wrong with it," Amber said, raising her voice, asif pleading with Tyler to understand her. "It took me a long time toaccept that. You shoulda seen the family I grew up in. Woo, Nelly, wouldthey ever be sore at me for doin' what I do for a livin', but... y'know,those are the same kinda people who'd be sore if I became a scientist oran office worker or a fishin' boat captain. My folks thought the onlything a girl like me should be doin' is gettin' married as quick aspossible and pumpin' out a buncha kids before my biological clockstopped tickin'."Tyler leaned back in his seat. He'd struck a nerve.
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