Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked.Because I just pissed in its ear and it didn’t move, answered the child innocently.“You did what?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “ you know,” explained the boy “I leaned over and went pssst into its ear and it didn’t move.”An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, how do you expect to get into heaven? He thought it over and said “well I will run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door, until St. Peter says, come in or stay out!It was that time during the Sunday morning service, for the children’s sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress, and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said “that is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?” The little girl replied, directly into the pastor’s clip on microphone “yes. Wilson gave up on being good around the time she was born. In tiny bits and pieces, they had gotten to know each other over the last eight months. He knew about her family back in Arkansas, her boyfriends, and even which church she had attended. Along the way, she had heard about his first wife, his love for aquariums, and how he was completely happy slowly turning into a dirty old man. Though he was still on the good side of forty, they sometimes joked how much longer he had before the word ‘old’ applied. It was raining on Tuesday morning, which was never good for business. Wilson sat behind his counter playing games on his phone. Twice since getting to work, he had snuck out back for a smoke. Both times had left the front of his store empty and open for shoplifters, but on a rainy Tuesday in the middle of fall, he wasn’t worried. It was near lunch time when Kelly stopped in carrying her McDonald’s Happy Meal lunch. She used the edge of his cash and wrap as her table. ‘Did you use.
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