Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HELP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who doesn’t have sisters?A: A virgin.What’s the state flower of West Virginia?A satellite dish.A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.“Son, is your mother home?” The little boy nods yes.“Can I see her please?” The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep.“Son, do you see what your mother is doing?” The boy nods yes.“Do you know what that is?” The boy nods.“Doesn’t that bother you?”“Naaaaaaaaaaaah!”How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?If she can run faster that her brothers.Everybody from the North thinks everybody from the South is just sitting around, barefoot, wearing overalls, eating grits, watching ‘Hee Haw,’ listening to country music, drinking Jack. . um.. it’s just that.. well, you’re not wearing any clothes.”“Oh my, look at me! It was so hot today, I didn’t bother to wear my sleeping gown to take my nap. Well, I’ll be, after all these years I’m still able to arouse a young man,” smiled Grandma, returning her gaze at my crotch. “Don’t be embarrassed, it looks like you have a very nice, and especially large member for a boy your age.”“Thanks,” was all that I could say because the more Grandmas kept talking about my dick and the more she kept standing half naked infront of me, the harder I got and the more it showed. “Would you be a dear and help me unhook my bra so I can change into something more comfortable?” she said, turning her back to me.I nervously walked behind Grandma and reached my hands for her strap. Her skin felt so warm and soft, I got lost in the moment and couldn’t get the damn thing to unhook if my life depended on it. Grandma shuffled her feet a little bit towards me, but it was enough for her butt to come into.
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