Or gang rape as the police put it.A bloke is sunbathing with nothing but a hat covering his penis. Two women walk past and one shouts “if you were a gentleman you would lift your hat to a lady!” The bloke replies “if you weren’t so ugly the hat would lift itself!”Me: “I can’t believe they’re back together after all that shit”. Wife: “Who?” Me: “My arse cheeks”“So let me get this straight” the prosecutor says to the defendant. “You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man”. “That’s correct” says the defendant. “Upon which” continues the prosecutor “you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her”. “That’s correct” says the defendant. “Then my question to you is - why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?” asked the prosecutor. “It seemed easier” replied the defendant “than shooting a different man every day!”My wife came back from work yesterday and yelled at me “All my friends’ husbands have bought an original pink and brown Juicy handbag!” I. He studied her, seeming to notice for the first time her disheveled hair, and the sweatglistening on her skin. "Yeah! You were jacking off, weren't you Aunt Debby?" Debby couldn't make herself speak. Kenny squirmed closer to her, his obviously huge prick bulging obscenely through his pants, his hand touching her bare leg. "Were you thinking about me, Aunt Debby? While you were playing with your pussy? Huh? About fucking me?" Debby slapped him. She couldn't think of anything else to do she was so horny that she didn't trust herself to speak. Kenny just grinned in response, as if he already knew how badly she wanted to fuck him. Debby gasped as he slid his hand brazenly under the towel, stroking her inner thigh, touching her hairy, sopping wet cunt."Yeah, now I can feel how horny you are Aunt Debby!" he said, chuckling. Debby tried to keep her thighs shut, but Kenny managed to get his hand between them anyway, thrusting a stiff finger up her gooey cunt. "Kenny, stop it! Stop it right.
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