Because R2D2 couldn’t C3PO (if you don’t get that one say it aloud)If your having dinner at the Rebel Hanger Lounge, what do you get to drink before? A. Well you always get a Han shot first.What happens when Chewbacca gets chocolate in his fur? A. You get chocolate chip Wookie of courseThis One Is Compliments of NavRetirement:After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart...Dear Mrs. Harris,Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms. .yer per...pernee...um yer pern-ee-um. You know, it's the bit of skin behind your bollocks and in front of your arse'ole." Oh, you mean the perineum!" I said, "You were nearly there, and you're right it is the bit of you that's between your scrotum and your arse." Yea," he said, as he lifted up his arse and pointed to the area on the outside of his jeans, "it's the bit you sit on if you're on a bicycle saddle, an' if you wank yourself till you cum you can feel the muscles there spasming when you shoots yer load." That's right, it's where the muscle is that sits round your piss tube, your urethra, and squeezes when you cum so that you can shoot your sperms out of the end of your knob." I said."Yea, well there anyway, an' it was good, but I think I'd have preferred to be fucked facin' up to 'er again so's I could play with 'er tits an' look at 'er pretty face, with all that blonde 'air round it."'Okay!' I thought, 'so now we know you like to take it on your back rather than rug.
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