“I came home.”Valentine’s Day GenieAN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover ever.”“Tough choice,” said her friend. “Which one did you choose?”“That’s the thing. I can’t remember.”Woman Like ManNymphomaniac (nim(p)-fə-ˈmā-nē-yak)n. A women as obsessed with sex as the average man.Love WinningsQ: Why does Cupid always make so much money at the casino?A: Because he’s a Valentine’s Card Shark.Cute AnglesIf you were a triangle you’d be acute one.My Better HalfQ: What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?A: You’re my butter half!A Good Looking MuffinQ: What did one muffin say to the other on Valentine’s Day?A: You’re my stud-muffin!One in a MillionQ: What did one. "Oh fuck." "What the fuck are you doing you fucking arsehole." She yelled. "No wonder you can't get it up at home." "Hang on Rachel." He said. "It's not how it looks." "How the fuck else could it be." She laughed. "Your fucked." She turned and went straight back out the door with Stan grabbing his jeans off the floor and running after her. "Bye soft cock." Sharon said waving. I could hear the two of them talking above the laughing and chortling so I closed the door and went back to the table. "Now let's finish this little lady off shall we boys?" "I'm next because my balls are busting." Ben said. He slipped his cock into her pussy and then into her arse before he whipped it out and sprayed a good thick string of cum up onto her body and tits. As she did with Stan she licked him clean and then Dan began fucking her soggy snatch. He didn't last too long either and he moved around to her face and sprayed it over her nose and down onto her chin. It was my turn.
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