Not recommended with large women.THE CHILI DOGWhen you take a hot dump on a girl’s tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.CHOCOLATE PIZZAHappily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.CLEVELAND STEAMERThe act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.COCK-STUFFINGApparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your “buddy” to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!COLD LUNCHThe act of vomiting directly onto some chick’s head while she’s performing fellatio.THE CONCOCTIONFirst, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to. "Mr Memphis for the defence, have you anything to add in cross examination?" the Judge asked."Yeah, why not," Alfie Sidebottom from Ladysmith Road who called himself 'Johnny Memphis',who goy chucked out of law school after six months and did really bad Elvis impersonations, was my solicitor."Why not just tie the ropes together and pull the whole lot back Johnno?" he asked"We do sometimes but that turns the cock inside out and leaves a cunt," I explained."So you didn't bollock him at all?" he asked pointedly."No, he still got two." I agreed."And he chose to have it done?" he asked."Yes," I agreed. "I already told you when Al said will you have your head kicked in or do you want a pedocure he chose pedocure." "I reckon that's about all," he said."Are you sure Mr Memphis is a qualified solicitor?" the Judge asked."He's a rent boy what got done for soliciting at Southport!" Sandra shouts from the back row which get's a laugh."He's cheap," I explained."At this point I would normally break.
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