”The judge took a deep breath and asked, “Do you have a real grudge?”*“No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one ‘cuz we don’t have a car.”“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”*“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music -- all that hip hop and rap tap -- but we can’t seem to do anything about it.”“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”“Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee.”*The judge asked, “Is your husband a nagger?”“Oh, hell no, he’s as white as you and me!”Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?*“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. The damn fool says he can’t communicate with me.”*Love those Canadian East-coast-ers!!!President Donald Trump was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. “Hallo, President Trump” a heavily. Atfirst, he had a constant smirk on his face whenever he spoke to me, as ifhe wasn't quite playing along with me being Tricia and it was a bit of ajoke to him. I pretty much ignored his attitude, and Beth gave him acouple of dirty looks and nudges under the table until he finally let upand treated me with a little more respect.We had a few rounds of drinks and everybody relaxed (even Dave), andbefore we knew it, we were carrying on like we had been friends foryears. I found myself flirting with Greg and he was giving it right backto me. All of a sudden, Beth stood up and grabbed me by the hand, saying"We have to go to the ladies' room." Laughing at the sudden change indirection, I excused myself and allowed her to lead me down the hall.As soon as the door closed behind us, she started with, "So, what do youthink about Greg? I really think he likes you! I haven't seen him smilethis much in a long time. It's so nice to see him having a good time.Will you go out with him again?"When she.
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