"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent."I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy."Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent."But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind."By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."This question with the answer has been provided by Mark... Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."This one is compliments of John from the land down under:Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female. Mytongue darted out as I liked the picture of the old me and Anne,cleaning up the cum and shit mixture and relishing the taste.He would later film himself fucking Anne and he gave me a laminated copyof the photo. One of the only ways I was allowed to masturbate at homenow was to watch James fuck Anne as she told him what a man he was andwhat a pathetic sissy I was while I split my attention between the videoand the photo. I would almost always cum onto the photo at exactly thesame time that James came into Anne on the video, and then I would cleanthe picture off. I would then have to stare at the picture of my oldself and think about what a sissy I've become.James would always end the night by having Anne's parents pay him forhis time and thank him for watching their daughter. He would alwayssay, "Someone has to make sure your little slut doesn't run out and fuckthe first man she sees in the street," and they would all laugh at howinsatiable Anne was if she wasn't being.
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