“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters, “Too late, mate, the paperwork’s already done.”I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.Or “foreplay” as she likes to call it.After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the missus were going to commit suicide together yesterday.Strangely enough, however, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.So I thought - sod it, I’ll soldier on.I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong.I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!I panicked. I didn’t know what to do.Then I remembered the local cafe serves breakfast until 11.30.Got caught having a pee in the local swimming pool today.The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly. "Er... no" he had stammered as she pressed firmly on the base of his penis before taking her hand away. The young nurse followed suit and let go of the man's penis. He had looked quite comical as his penis stood straight up above his thighs, his face now beetroot red. 'You don't seem to have any sexual problems.' She had said as she looked down on him. 'Do you usually get an erection during a medical examination.' He had no answer, just a look of pure anguish as she took hold of his penis and drew the foreskin down. 'Does it hurt when you ejaculate.' She had asked him coolly.'I don't k.know.' He stammered.'Well we shall have to see, just put your hands behind your head and try and relax.''What a... are you g... going to do.?''Would you see to him nurse.' She had sounded stern, ignoring his question. The nurse had moved behind his head and had made sure his hands were secure. She had turned to the young doctor and raised her eyebrows enquiringly.'Shall I stay here doctor?' 'Yes I think.
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