Mick says to Paddy, "Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?" Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates & we're Lance Corporals now!"These are compliments of JimDISNEYLANDTwo blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.FLORIDA OR MOONTwo blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?"CARTROUBLEA blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.She says, "What's the story?"He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"SPEEDING TICKETA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her. " I think I heard your comment as you slammed the door. Good job sis." Isaid congratulating her."You don't think what he said about Dad is true, do you?" she asked.I thought about it for a moment before I answered. "He may try, but Ican't see how any judge would allow us to be thrown out of here.Especially considering the fact that he came back and assaulted Momagain." Well I don't think we say anything to Ma right now." Anita said."Not a word." I agreed. "We should also not mention about all the presswe're suddenly getting." I added.With that settled I went back into the bathroom and got ready. Abouthalf an hour later I was ready to go. (God I can't stand how long ittakes to get ready sometimes.) Once out the door, we were once againassaulted by the growing throng of reporters. They had actually movedonto our door step.I turned to Anita and quietly said "let's go back inside and call thepolice. These assholes have no right to be on our property." She noddedand we went back.
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