The young woman’s cat, Burt, jumps into her lap.She asks the fairy godmother, “Can you turn Burt into a handsome young prince?”POOF! Suddenly, Burt is a handsome young prince.The handsome young prince leans down to the young woman and whispers softly in her ear, “Don’t you wish you hadn’t had me neutered?”A man buys a budgie. It keeps repeating “I’m a Glasgow Budgie and I’m as hard as nails”After a week the man gets so fed up he buys a kestrel.He put’s it in the cage beside the budgie and says“Let’s see how hard you are now”Next morning the kestrel is dead, budgie saysI’m a Glasgow Budgie and I’m as hard as nailsSo the man buys a buzzard and puts it in the cage.Next morning the buzzard is dead and the budgie saysI’m a Glasgow Budgie and I’m as hard as nails“Right, then” says the man, goes and buys a golden eagle and puts it in the cage.Next morning the the eagle’s dead and the budgie has no feathers left... Budgie says “I had to remove my jacket for that one but, I’m a Glasgow Budgie. Although there is no religious persecution as such, Protestants are not allowed to hold high office or proselytise. Many who oppose this head north to the German speaking states of the Baltic Union or take ship to North America and the German settled regions there.(1765) King Robert I dies and is succeeded by King John I.The "6 years war" is fought out in India against the Holy League controlled areas, resulting in a complete victory for Britain and the Netherlands. The only other competing nation on the Indian sub-continent is Denmark.Britannic-Dutch influence also increases in Koxingan China and all ports on the Chinese coast. Several attempts by Manchu China to drive foreigners off her soil fail, either through direct intervention, bribes or internal revolt.The Britannic-Dutch Imperium is named in official documents during this time. The word Imperium is used to distinguish it from other Empires.The armies of the Imperium are now being equipped with rifle squads for skirmishing;.
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