So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough ... there's an ad for "Bear Removers."He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van.He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old dog."What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks."I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I'll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.When the bear falls off the roof, the dog is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner."What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner."If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."This one is compliments of Chuck...A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.Student: "Sir, do you really. Spreading my slit with his left hand, he found my opening with his right and sunk his ring and middle finger inside me. I rode his hand as he looked into my eyes. ‘Completely bare little cunt,’ my neighbor said in a way made to shame me for shaving myself clean. ‘You know how much trouble I could get in for playing with a little girl that has a bare cunt?’ Harder and harder he fucked me with his fingers as I felt myself being driven to cum. He knew I was trying to get off and stopped before I could climax. I looked up at him disappointed while trying to catch my breath. I felt him stretch me as he inserted his index finger into me to join the others. It burned a little as he again began to fuck me while stretching his fingers wide. ‘I have to make this little pussy be able to accommodate my cock, your little virgin cunt is so damn tight.’ I was so turned on after hearing that statement I grabbed him by the wrist and forced him to stay in me as I screamed out and came on his fingers..
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