’ ‘Old man, huh,’ laughed Dad, ‘I’m still young enough to whip your ass, boy.’ ‘Oh, I don’t think so,’ I chuckled, ‘Not this time.’ About that time, Katie came into the kitchen to find Dad and me laughing like fools. And walking up to where we stood at the stove, she smiled and asked, ‘What is so funny, you two?’ Suddenly, I released the binding on my prosthetic leg, and before she could react, I handed it to Katie and said, ‘Here, kick Dad’s ass while I finish making us something to eat.’ Needless to say, Katie was horrified, and dropping my leg onto the floor like it was a hot coal, she glared at me and Dad, the both of us in hysterics by this time, and screeched, ‘Michael! That’s not funny!’ However, she saw that we were laughing like fools and it soon began to rub off on her, making her join right in, laughing along with us. After he’d regained his breath, Dad smiled and said, ‘That was damn funny, Mikey!’ ‘It was rather brilliant of me, wasn’t it?’ ‘I arrogantly laughed, while I. Big mistake! I didn't say anything to her while she lost her footing and fell on me as we bumped heads. It kind of killed the mood since now she needed a couple of aspirin for the headache she was quickly getting.Another time my date and I were kissing when we fell together on the bed. She sent me her dental bill for the loose teeth she received.I've never gotten that falling together down right. I tried to fall on the bed by myself over a hundred times so I could explain to the readers the best way to do this. Believe me, there isn't any good way to fall on the bed alone, let alone with a partner. Now I just tell my lady friend to climb on the bed and then I climb on top of her. I can't believe how many aspirin I have saved, and no more dental bills. Of course I might add, if she wants to be on top, that's okay too.How to use foreplay:Women love foreplay. The first thing and also the main thing to remember is to compliment! compliment! compliment! Women love compliments. I don't.
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