I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.And ... Finally:27. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.Bob was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily... "What's up Bob?" asked the bartender ... It's not like you to be so down in the mouth." It's my five year old son..." the man replied."Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? My lad's just the same - forget about it; it happens to boys that age," said the bartender, sympathetically."I only wish it was that," continued the customer, " but it's far worse than that. The little devil has. /Stacey had metMyrtle, his roommate at Kappa Gamma Sade, in 1941. Myrtle had been delighted that she had a trannyroommate, and immediately after unpacking her box, she'd kicked poor Stacy inthe nuts, and made him scrub the floor with a sponge in his teeth! Myrtle and Stacey were married in 1943, right before Staceyhad to resume men's clothes to go off and fight in the Pacific. Two yearslater, Eustace, Jr. was born. When Stacey came home, he finished up at Landon, getting a Master's in LibraryScience, and he became the Landon Librarian. Eustace wanted no part of the femdomlifestyle, and watching his father routinely humiliated and cuckolded by Momwas just repulsive to him. "I am not going to Landon, Mom, and I'm notgoing anywhere near those freaks at Kappa Gamma Sade." Eustace's parents were not as commanding as Grandma, and letEustace go his own way...but unfortunately, "Juicin'Eustace" as their son was known for his immoderate use of alcohol, waskicked out of two prep schools and.
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