~Oscar Ameringer~I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us,I will stop telling the truth about them.~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.~ Tex Guinan~I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matterTo be left to the politicians.~Charles de Gaulle~Instead! Of giving a politician the keys to the city,It might be better to change the locks.~Doug Larson~There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on senators.~Will Rogers~These are compliments of RrroscoQueen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.Dolly takes off her top and says,'Look at these, they're the most perfect breastsGod. "Don't start that again." Recycled?" Sharon asked. "What do you mean?" You know," I said. "The rich/poor romance plot. It's as old as movies themselves. They just plugged it into a new setting. Remember Pretty in Pink? Same plot. How about The Karate Kid? Hell, even Lady and The Tramp has the same premise."Sharon frowned, taking a sip out of her wineglass, which was just about empty. "Men," she said. "You're all so unromantic." Now, I wouldn't say that," Laura spoke up, defending me. "He can be quite romantic sometimes. You know what he did for our last anniversary?"She looked interested. "He didn't go to a basketball game?" It wasn't basketball season," I joked, embarrassed in advance at the story Laura was about to tell."He rented a helicopter and flew me up to this spot in the foothills. It was a little clearing with a stream beside it, miles away from any roads. Completely isolated. He pulled out a picnic basket and a blanket and we had lunch there." Wow," Sharon said, beaming at.
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