"**The house was beautiful, but Mike was too tired, and it was too dark tonotice. Of course, Kathy had just started an account that he ended uphandling. He'd do the groundwork; she'd swoop back from Barbados and getthe credit. Same thing, different day.Kathy had been right about him being able to drive stick. Mike was waytoo tired to think, and that made it easier. He managed to start it up,get on the highway and drive out to the house without even checking hisphone for directions. Life was easier, it seemed, when you were a bitbrain dead.Words that Kathy no doubt lived by.Feeling as if he'd lived here all his life, Mike waddled through thespacious living room, poured a drink and headed to the jacuzzi. Heflipped on the stereo system, which was set to some pop band. At thispoint, he didn't care. He stripped down, hopped in and knocked back hisdrink.Had he made himself a Cosmopolitan? Whatever. He needed another.The house was cold, so he grabbed a bathrobe hung next to the. ”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”Bar Stool #2 “Cemetery Plots!!”Valentine’s day is the only day you can wear a red “heart-on” and nobody comments.These Mind bogglers are compliments of squaddie117‎Read these using pure logic, no common sense, a pinch of salt, leave your brains in neutral and try not to run on the freeway afterwards :).A bullet cannot hit a man running away.By the time the bullet has reached the man’s point of departure, the man has retreated.The bullet then has to cover that extra distance but finds the man has retreated further.It covers that distance too, only to find that again the man is not there.And so on and so on.Each successive advance.
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