A broad smile spread across my face. I was always happy to hear people liked my food, and complimenting the smell was just as flattering. I took his warm hand in mine, his rough fingers gripping mine gently. He clearly needed to be leaving to get on with his job, but I got the feeling he wanted to stay longer and hoped it was not just for the aromas coming from the kitchen. My mind raced trying to think of ways to talk to him more: offering him a cup of coffee, inviting him back when he finished his shift for a snack, ensuring I would save the last one of whatever he wanted. Stalling for time in the enclosed office, neither of us heard the crash at the front of the store or the heavy footsteps approaching the office. The door sprang open and I was staring straight down the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun. At first the robber seemed as surprised as I was, and his eyes darted between me and the uniformed guard at my side. He quickly got his bearings and ordered us against the wall,. Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”14. I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?15. Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”.16. Do you suppose she had a ‘rectal reloader’?17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?18. Figures ... it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.20. She was packing a loaded vagina.Old is when!!A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and ordersa Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartendergives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthdayand it’s today... ‘The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday,I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to herright says, ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’The old woman says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want aScotch with two drops of water.’‘Coming up,’ says the bartenderAs she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,‘I would like to buy you.
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