She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with her husband. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos + 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos—MIDNIGHT!)The next morning, when Bob asked Muffy what time she got in, she told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem pissed in the least. “Whew, ” Muffy thought, “I got away with that one!”Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”“Why?” Muffy asked.“Well, ” Bob replied, “Last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘oh shit, ’ and cuckooed 4 more times. Then it cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”(Think about it ^_^)There Are Teachers, and Then There Are Educators.According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick. My old room looked just the same and I found my diary still locked in the writing desk where I had placed it 4 years ago. Looking back on my thoughts as a 17 year old inexperienced teenager, I had to laugh at my naïve attitudes about sex and thing that seemed trivial to me now.The entire narrative about how my younger 16 year old brother had blackmailed me into performing certain services for him brought back memories of that time of innocence. He was always a devious boy but I never expected him to take photos of me humping my giant Ninja Turtle bare-assed naked. He taunted me with the possibility of him showing the photos to our parents. The very thought of that made me shudder in total mortification.At that time in my life, when I was almost 18, I could boast of having been given it good and hard in the back seat of my stupid boyfriend's car. It was a strange place to lose your cherry, but less strange than taking it bent over the principal's desk in a bid for "extra credit".Those.
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