Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia, and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."LouisianaA senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana..."When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."MississippiThe young man. I don’t think I will be able to do it again”. He said, “Just let me have your breasts for a while, they are so plump. I could never imagine someone can have breasts like these”.I asked, “Like these, what do you mean?” He said, “Madam, you have boobs of an angel. I have seen so many boobs, no girl had such breasts like yours. They are white like milk, soft and bouncy like a ball of wool, your nipples and areola are peach coloured and they are high up in the air”.“Can anyone imagine in their wildest thoughts of a wretched man like me, a middle-aged widower to have access to such angel boobs. You don’t give me food ever, just lay there like that, without a thread on your body and let me feast on your beauty”.His speech turned me on again. I rolled over and now he was on top of me. My boobs were pressed under his chest. I started teasing him with my breasts, softly brushing his face with my soft pillows.Oh! my God, I had awakened a sex Satan in me. I took his head in my lap, like they do.
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