”The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order “That will be $9.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for paymentThe next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke.” The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.” Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.This becomes routine until the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the waitress.“No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,” says the man. “Same,” says the ostrich.Shortly the waitress. Even though she was rewarded an unexpected day off work with pay, the real work of household, husband and two sons never seemed to end. She pushed by the weed-whacker and managed a good hip-check on the street hockey net stored outside the laundry room.She sorted through the laundry, separating the whites from the coloured. She shook her head at the quantity of sport socks and underwear her boys went through on a bi-weekly basis. The water flowed noisily into the tub as Andrea sprinkled a copious cup of detergent into the mix. Turning, she thought she heard footsteps running down the stairs, but that was ridiculous. Her husband Pete was on a three day business trip and the boys wouldn’t be home from school for at least another four hours.Shrugging it off, Andrea made her way back to the stairs. Now distanced from the rushing water and noisy machine, she could hear the basement TV playing from down the corridor. ‘Well, that didn’t make sense!’ Andrea thought, she hadn’t turned the TV.
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