How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you’re away from home.This one is compliments of Rick M.Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument:10- Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.8- You’re just upset because your a****is beginning to spread.7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?6- You’re sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?5- Sorry, I was just picturing you nekked.4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded.Food For Thought“Behind. Amy studied everything for the rest of the week and on Friday; she followed him all night secretly before killing and drinking the blood of one of his underlings. Before she bit the underling and drained him, he told her everything he knew about Randy. In return, she rendered him unconscious before she bit him. From the information, she had gathered it would not be easy to kill Randy, for he was almost never alone.The following Friday night arrived and as usual when she went hunting, Amy wore very seductive dress, makeup and a blond wig. She put on her long coat before she stepped out of her room so that she would not upset Sam even though it was still almost eighty degrees outside. Sam was sitting at the bar in the kitchen drinking hot chocolate when Amy entered."Mmm, that smells good," Amy lied.Looking up from her cup Sam replied, "I sure wish you weren't going out tonight. I have a bad feeling for some reason." Why Sam, do I hear concern for my welfare in your voice?" Amy asked.
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