“What shall we do?” said the wife. “I know,” said the husband. “Put it between your legs to warm it up.” “But it’s all wet and it stinks!” “Well, cover the badger’s nose then!”A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “ I’m not sure,” “Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your dick in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady. So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his d**k in the first hole. A woman walks past, see’s his dick and starts feeling it. The man thinks, “Hey, this ain’t too bad.” Then he puts his dick in the second hole, another woman walks by, and gives him a blow job. At this point, he is literally blown away. He quickly shoves his dick in the last hole, and yet another woman walks by, and she starts to shag him. After they are done rocking, he high-steps it back inside and goes to the counter. The assistant asks “What. We'd lose the business if you had to divvy up half to me or pay out, wouldn't we?" Nat replied with a question of her own."Yeh, pretty much," Wayne admitted."I'm hoping we can get on as friends; might be that I won't mind the odd fuck if you up your game. But after today I'm not gonna ask who you're fucking and neither are you if I go elsewhere," Nat stated. "Can you live with that?" I dunno, Nat. Can I think on it?" an obviously shocked Wayne replied."Sure, take all week. But if you do say OK, you might want to consider a vasectomy so you can enjoy rooting without the frenchie," Nat replied.Whatever Wayne had been expecting, it hadn't been Nat being so ... reasonable over his adultery. He wasn't all too sure as to how he'd cope with Nat fucking other men, but it sure as hell beat the alternative.'What I don't know, I won't worry about. If I don't rub her face in it, she won't rub mine in it either, I guess. Besides, she's a lousy root these days, too much like hard work, ' he.
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