You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.And in closing...Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"NOW ALLY'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAYCompliments of Kev!An Irish man is walking along. . All the food and alcohol that you could drink. Terry tried to set me up with a groomsman, but I had other plans for my night. I grabbed a long stem red rose out of an arrangement and left shortly after the happy couple. It was June, so it was a warm night. My dress was baby blue and stapless. I do have to say she had good tastes in them. I drove to Randy's house after leaving the wedding. I still am not sure how I made it with all the alcohol that was in me. When I pulled up,I noticed that all the lights were off.. It was pretty late I thought. Bummed out, I took the rose and lifted the windshield wiper on his car and placed it under it. As I was in a stagger back to the car, I hear Randy. He is stting on the front porch in the dark, just chilling.. I hear..." Well don't you look hot, Come on up and sit with me". I about screamed as I had not clue he was there. I walked up on the porch to find him sitting in a huge swing. The only light there was was a small one shining out the.
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