’Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’A: ‘Yes, sir.’Q: ‘Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’A: ‘You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’ The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s ‘Best Comeback’ line -- and we think he’ll win.NUMBER 2:Now We Know Why He Was a General ----- In an interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.The General said, “I believe that forgiving them is God’s function ... OUR job is to arrange the meeting.”NUMBER 3:Dana Perino (FOX News) describing an interview she recently had. And before he could even play with his finger further, he came. For the third time that day, he creamed the pink lace thong. He shot load after load into them, and with a smile on his face and a sense of satisfaction he had never known, he removed the finger from his ass. What was wrong with him? He didn't know, but he was enjoying finding out. Until he realized that sooner or later, when he next saw Jen, they'd have some things to talk about.*************************************************************When Jen fled from her home and her perverted dad, she went straight to Mike's. She was so shocked by what she had seen, so angry and mad, that she couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it. "I always knew my dad was a fag, but this perverted?" When she got to Mike's place, she snuck in to his bedroom as she had many times previously. He was glad to see her, for he knew he'd get to fuck her again. "I need a place to crash tonight," she said. That was all. She certainly wasn't.
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