So he asked the hole digger, ‘I’m impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don’t get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?’The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, ‘Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick.’ ✧ ✧ ✧ Say thanks to Durock for this one: This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring round the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop.” So the married couple walked in.The Indian man said to them, “I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great desert camel.”Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t. The only price for being at home was a weekly visit to the hospital to check that my legs were healing properly.When I got home Derek and Cath were there to meet me and I immediately saw that Derek had been busy. I had been worrying about the stairs and where I was going to sleep. I had assumed I would have a bed in the living room or study and have to use the outside toilet. Derek had put two ramps up on either side of the stairs, made out of scaffold boards. A converted old winch, fixed to the top of the stairs, would easily drag my wheelchair up the boards. He wanted me to try it out but Sarah said it didn't look safe. I knew Derek, it may look 'Heath Robinson', but it would be solid. Anyway, we agreed to do a dry run with two sacks of sand in the wheelchair instead of me. It worked a dream. It was slow but safe and it meant I could sleep in our room.Authors note: A 'Heath Robinson' machine in English is similar to a Rube Goldberg machine in US parlance.Sarah was a star and waited.
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