“Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, “Mr. Drover, how are you feelin’? ... Now yer honor, wot da fock would you say?”Yes, I know there are different variations of this joke posted but it is still funny.The following is compliments of StarFleetCarlMurphy’s Law of CombatNo battle plan ever survives first contact with the enemy.First Corollary:The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:A. When you’re ready for them, andB. When you’re not ready for them.Second Corollary:Professionals are predictable. It’s the amateurs that are dangerous....The problem with taking the easy way out is the enemy has already mined it....The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot. I also made sure she used TinaHarris on the photos. She paid me and thanked me. We then partedcompany for what I thought would be the last time.About 3 weeks later Sandy called me, "Tim, could you come out to mystudio again?" Sure," I said, "I could be there tomorrow at 2."She said good and would see me then. After I hung up the phone Irealized I forgot to ask why and then trying to call her back, I alsorealized I didn't have the number. Oh well I thought, probably someoneelse wants to use the pictures. The next day I showed up at the studio,Sandy brought me up and introduced me to a man named Seth Jones."Hi Tim, Seth Jones." Hi," I said.I asked Sandy what this was all about and she said, "Seth has aproposition for you."I said, "What kind of proposition?"He said, "Tim, I publish a new magazine called play-trans; you know arip on playboy. Well we need good looking transsexuals and you aredefinitely one. We want you to pose for our magazine. The pictures aredone just like.
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