He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!"What's going on here?" My car has a flat tire." I said calmly."Well," he asked, "what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"I couldn't believe that he didn't know - so I told him, "Hellooo! Those are my emergency flashers!"This one is compliments of RabbiRabbitA businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant."What is your name?"Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"Businessman: "Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and oddly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a. ." I'm okay now," I insisted. And I was okay, if that meant that I no longer felt like I was cheating on Seth, and I'd forbidden myself from even thinking about whether or not Luke liked me, because it really didn't matter. I'd figured that out in my room, with Seth. He was there because I wanted him to be. I wanted to be with him, and even if Luke did have feelings for me it's not like I'd ever know it for sure because realistically speaking, I didn't have the guts to ask him. That made it easy to decide that Seth was wrong, and Luke didn't. Therefore I'd been acting ridiculous all day, and should definitely feel like an ass. I could live with that."Good," Seth replied. "So, I'm gonna go to bed, unless you wanted to talk for a while?" No, that's okay," I insisted. "Call me tomorrow when you get off work?" Sure."I said goodnight to Seth, but I didn't go to bed. Instead, I pulled on some black gym shorts and cautiously pulled the bedroom door open, looking down the hall. It was dark,.
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