The next morning the man woke up only to find that it was 9am and he had missed the flight! He jumped out of bed furiously to find out why his wife had not awakened him and came across a note on his bedside table. The note read “It’s 5 o’clock, wake up”.REVENGE #2: Two friends met at the neighbourhood supermarket one day. When they got to the checkout one of the ladies started rummaging through her purse for her wallet, she took out a few things, including a TV remote. “Do you always take the remote with you when you go shopping?” The other woman laughed. “No” the woman answered “But I asked my husband if he wanted to help me shop and he said no, I asked him if I could take the car and he replied that as long as I left him the TV, I could take whatever I wanted and get out of the house. So I turned to the fashion channel and told him he had nothing to worry about”.REVENGE #3: A man’s daughter turned 18 years old, and he was very glad that it was time to hand over the last alimony. “Dinner before or after?”“After?”“Okay, I need to get you by six. Where do I pick you up?” I got Dawn’s address, and suddenly, I was dating! THAT hadn’t happened in, like, a year... The old, happy Dawn came tripping out of her house as I pulled up — maybe a tad curvier, but the smile was there. I was pleased to death at that. She was dressed nicely, too, like before. At the theater, she stuck to diet soda and avoided the popcorn and candy. “I’ve sworn off ice cream until I lose thirty pounds or you drop me like a rock,” she announced.“Thanks!” I retorted, rolling my eyes, “No pressure!” She just giggled.I behaved myself in the theater, just rubbing her shoulder a little. We were sitting in the restaurant and she muttered, “You’re being such a gentleman...”“Well, I figure I’m operating under the three date rule, at least,” I replied.“Really?” She looked shocked. “You’re already WAY ahead of Zack, you know. After the night we met in the club, we never went ANYWHERE! I would go to his.
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